Hello, all you visitors from Radio Free Meredith!


I enjoyed knocking out the "I'm on a boat" parody. No artistic talent, though- maybe I could do the T-Pain part.

My actual blog is called Staghounds. Both my readers will welcome company. And if you'd care to put Staghounds into google, then click on the result for staghounds.blogspot.com, it will drive me topwards.

For parody, here are my mass killing rewrites


And a better parody than anything I'll ever write, that shows up the forgotten problem that when government "provides" something, government gets to define what the thing is.

And back when the British Police were starting monitor officers' sexual preference, I made up this form.

I try to do serious stuff too- like, I really hate rapists.

And not nearly as many hunting reports as I ought.

Especially since I'm bi.

And I still think I'm the only person to seriously compare Jenna Jameson and Albert Einstein.

So enjoy!

A piece of information so powerful that I can use it to obtain my liberty.

Tags: conspiracies, cover-ups, writer's block